Thinking Outside of the Box
Dearest friends on the internet,
I trust today was good to you. All is well here.
I did a lot of meditating and Gregorian chanting last night. It really helped me get clear about my feelings. I was able to come to several realizations. In all honesty, I’ve been feeling neglected and ignored by the woman. I know she’s very busy, but she just assumes I will take care of everything in this house. I rarely get fuzzy sock nites anymore and don’t get me started on the bathroom vanity situation. She is as determined to keep me out of it as I am to get into it. We are simply not communicating and we definitely are not on the same page.
Sometimes when you feel you’re not being heard, you must take massive action to get the attention of the one you love. So, this morning I did just that.
I waited until I heard the woman preparing to take her shower. I then went rushing into the bathroom as fast as my feet would carry me and let out a very loud and authoritative MEOW. The woman couldn’t help but stop and look at me. I leapt onto the countertop and into the sink. Let’s just say I then did some very impressive and exceptionally manly “out-of-the-box-thinking” directly in the sink....all while making direct eye contact with the woman.
It was as though time stood still as we locked eyes and I telepathically communicated that she must get back on track with me. I am happy to report that we are well on our way back to being on the same page. Once she understood my feelings, there was nothing but kisses and belly rubs all day...just as it should be.
The moral of the story is when you are feeling sad and blue, take massive action and think-outside-of-the-box! And also remember, bathroom vanity sinks make excellent litter boxes.
I hope you all have a peaceful evening and prepare for tomorrow. I watched Dr Fauci today and must admit that we are in a dire situation here in the US. I am begging each of you to wash your hands, wear a face mask and stay at least 6’ away from others when you are away from home. I love you all and do not want you to get sick. Also, I do not want your cooties. Please don’t give me any sass. Just wash your dang hands and cover your face.
Very truly yours,
Bob