Miss Elizabeth Taylor Is Still A Hussy

Dearest friends on the internet,
Happy middle of the week! We only have a few more days before we can celebrate the weekend!

I’m writing early today because the woman took Miss Elizabeth Taylor for her check-up with Dr Evan this morning. We were really nervous about what her blood work would show. Elizabeth seems to feel okay but there are days when she just will not eat. We are doing everything Dr Evan has told us to do but she’s still losing weight and her fur is falling out big time.

I am happy to share that we received good news! Although Miss Elizabeth is still sick, she pretty much held her own over the past two weeks. None of her blood tests worsened and some of them slightly improved!!! The woman was so grateful that she almost cried when Dr Evan came out to the car to give her the results. He’s going to add in an appetite stimulant and keep everything else the same.

I was a bit perturbed with the woman, however, because she did not ask Dr Evan if there was a medication we could give Elizabeth to decrease her extremely high hussiness level. In fact, the woman was laughing because Elizabeth’s behavior with Dr Evan today was nothing short of vile. Meowing, batting her eyes, flipping over and showing him her belly. And, if I’m being honest, I think she enjoys having her temperature taken. Despicable...simply despicable. I’m afraid this is now a chronic condition for her and there may simply be no treatment.

I hope your day is going well and you are showing Wednesday that you are the boss. If you’re having a rough day, they’re is still time to straighten up and fly right. Whatever you do today, please ensure you are washing your hands, wearing a face mask and staying at least 6’ away from people. Humans are vile...why would you want to get any closer than 6’ anyway? Do what is right and make sure you’re doing your part to help stop this disgusting virus. Please don’t make me have to tell you this again.

Very truly yours,
Bob