Happy Birthday, Miss Elsie Fallulah!

Dearest friends on the internet,
Today we are celebrating our resident queen, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, on the occasion of her 17th birthday! Miss Elsie is our Top Cat and can do pretty much anything she wants. She is tough, smart, and can be quite sassy when she deems it necessary.

Today she and the woman have done a lot of kissing, dancing through the house, and napping. Currently, Miss Elsie has settled in for her very own Fuzzy Sock Nite with the woman.

In other news, Miss Elizabeth Taylor saw Dr Evan for another checkup. He was very pleased with how she’s doing. Now, she still has kidney disease and cancer but for now the medicine seems to have helped her stabilize. We are very grateful. The woman was quite aggravated with Elizabeth, though. She screamed at the top of her lungs the entire car ride to the appointment and back home. Once she got back home, she then began to irritate me with her incessant babbling on about how she is Dr Evan’s favorite and how he wishes she could be his cat. Little does she know that I wish she could be Dr Evan’s cat, too.

While the woman is having a Fuzzy Sock Nite with Elsie, I’m going to meditate and possibly do some yoga. It has been a long day of partying. I hope you all have a lovely evening and consider having a sniff of nip in Miss Elsie’s honor. But, before you sniff anything, please go wash your cootie covered hands.

Very truly yours,
Bob