My new office...

For those of you who follow me on Facebook, you know that the woman and I are having trouble in our relationship.  I have filed for divorce.  She brought one too many vile beasts into my house.  She brought THIS:It's a hedgehog named Miss Eleanor Rigby. Words cannot describe it's vileness.  I am done sharing my house and my woman with all of these disgusting cats and now this hog. So I am leaving.Understandably so, the woman is gutted.  Quite honestly, though, she should've thought about this about eleventy-five cats and one hedgehog ago.  She is trying everything within her power to woo me back and get in my good graces.  She ordered me a new office:

Just click on the image for details.  *Affiliate Link

I do not understand why she thinks she can tempt me worldly things. I need her to pay attention to ME instead of paying for things. Why is this so hard for her to understand?...But I will say...that surely looks like a nice office...I bet I could get a lot of work done in there...just sayin'...