When a Man Loves a Woman

When a man loves a woman, sometimes he just needs to make sure she feels the same.  I love my woman more than any person on the face of the earth.  But, sometimes she spends so much time with those annoying, needy cats that I question how much she could really love me.  I do not understand why we have to have those hairy monsters in the house.  I am certain we could be happy living here alone...just the two of us...me and her.  But she insists I be nice to them.  So I tolerate the annoying beasts.  But over the weekend I had the insatiable need to know for sure that she loves me...not just on the surface, but deep down in her heart.  So I gave her a test...a test filled with pant-loads of funky poo and a whole lot of pitiful, sad looks filled with misery.  I knew I would be able to tell if I was her world by her worried looks, her opening up 47 cans of tasty food after I walked away from every single one, by her cleaning up after my "mistakes" and not fussing at me, and by the 4083 kisses and hugs she gave me.I am happy to report the test is now complete.  I can resume being my normal vibrant self.  The result of the test, you ask?Without question...she loves me.