I work tirelessly.

 Although I feel like crap, the woman insists on raking leaves today.  That requires me to supervise her work to ensure that every leaf is removed from my yard.  I cannot allow her to work unattended or God only knows the half-ass job she will do.  You would think she would have a little consideration for my health before subjecting me to the extreme work conditions she is putting me through.  That's ok.  I will withhold my affection for the remainder of the week.  That will show her.